Born: April 17 Madison, Wisconsin
Weight: 170 lbs.
Eye Color: Hazel
Fur Color: Orange
Occupation: Student, Musician, Soccer Player
Parents: Mother: Tarra Phallen, Jeweler
Father: Marcus Phallen, Architect
Obstacles of Passion: People thinking he's a stupid rube and his parents making him follow them blindly.
Favorite Bands: Queen, Franz Ferdinan, Talking Heads, Pink Floyd
Instruments/Weapons of Choice: Casio CT-460, Minimoog, Koto, National New Yorker, Strumstick
Favorite Movies: Night of the Hunter, The Last Wave, Jacob's Ladder
Favorite Restaurants: Kithira (not in Santa Rosa), Cafe Hanoi
Things That Piss Him Off: Badmouthing the Packers, Badmouthing UW, Claiming he says "yah"
-Sam has had to re-educate the populous of Santa Rosa that people from Wisconsin are not hicks and that they do not say "yah" (that's Minnesota)
-Despite his calm and friendly demeanor it is well advised to stay away from him during football season, for he is a Packer fan.